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HEY y'all

this is what i look like

My name is Faith Canipe

I’m a 5’8”, 155 lb, anxious, creative unit
with nothing to lose

I don’t have my tonsils,
so if I don’t show up to the office it's something serious

My dad calls me Fay

I hate IPAs and the movie A Clockwork Orange (don't get me started)

I wear 9 rings no matter the occasion

I’m always asking the question,

“yeah, but who said so?”

And I’m a copywriter.

quickly, some things i dislike...

- not talking during movies

- A PASSENGER WHO IS UNWILLING TO GIVE ME TURN BY TURN DIRECTIONS
  DON'T GIVE ME ROAD NAMES OR TELL ME TO HEAD EAST, I'M DIRECTIONALLY CHALLENGED

- CAPITALISM (IRONICALLY ENOUGH)

- MY COWORKERS WHO STEAL NAPKIN ROLLS AND SILVERWARE FOLDS FROM OTHER
PEOPLE INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR OWN (YOU'RE 30 YEARS OLD, DO BETTER)

- NOT WASHING MY HANDS AFTER PETTING A DOG

- WHEN I'M TALKING TO SOMEONE AND I GO, "GUESS who i ran into TODAY?" AND THEY
GO "WHo?!" INSTEAD OF TAKING A GUESS

- RACISM

- FORGETTING MY headphones AT HOME

- HOW WOMEN'S PANTS SIZES WORK (DEFINE 6)

- ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER

- SEXISM

- PEOPLE WHO DON'T CLOSE THEIR MOUTH WHEN CHEWING FOOD

- WHEN THE STRETCH ROOM AT PLANET FITNESS IS BEING USED FOR A CLASS ON MY
CHEST DAY (I PREFER TO DO MY SHOULDER AND CHEST PRESSES IN THERE BECAUSE IT
FEELS MORE PRIVATE)

talk to me nice

this is my email:
faith.canipe2001@gmail.com

 
This is my cell phone number (i'm okay with you texting me):
(828)855-8853

 
This is my Linkedin profile:
#opentowork


 

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