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HEY y'all
this is what i look like
My name is Faith Canipe
I’m a 5’8”, 155 lb, anxious, creative unit
with nothing to lose
I don’t have my tonsils,
so if I don’t show up to the office it's something serious
My dad calls me Fay
I hate IPAs and the movie A Clockwork Orange (don't get me started)
I wear 9 rings no matter the occasion
I’m always asking the question,
“yeah, but who said so?”
And I’m a copywriter.
quickly, some things i dislike...
- not talking during movies
- A PASSENGER WHO IS UNWILLING TO GIVE ME TURN BY TURN DIRECTIONS
DON'T GIVE ME ROAD NAMES OR TELL ME TO HEAD EAST, I'M DIRECTIONALLY CHALLENGED
- CAPITALISM (IRONICALLY ENOUGH)
- MY COWORKERS WHO STEAL NAPKIN ROLLS AND SILVERWARE FOLDS FROM OTHER
PEOPLE INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR OWN (YOU'RE 30 YEARS OLD, DO BETTER)
- NOT WASHING MY HANDS AFTER PETTING A DOG
- WHEN I'M TALKING TO SOMEONE AND I GO, "GUESS who i ran into TODAY?" AND THEY
GO "WHo?!" INSTEAD OF TAKING A GUESS
- RACISM
- FORGETTING MY headphones AT HOME
- HOW WOMEN'S PANTS SIZES WORK (DEFINE 6)
- ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER
- SEXISM
- PEOPLE WHO DON'T CLOSE THEIR MOUTH WHEN CHEWING FOOD
- WHEN THE STRETCH ROOM AT PLANET FITNESS IS BEING USED FOR A CLASS ON MY
CHEST DAY (I PREFER TO DO MY SHOULDER AND CHEST PRESSES IN THERE BECAUSE IT
FEELS MORE PRIVATE)
talk to me nice
this is my email:
faith.canipe2001@gmail.com
This is my cell phone number (i'm okay with you texting me):
(828)855-8853
This is my Linkedin profile:
#opentowork
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