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HEY Y'ALL !

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF -

MY GOVERNMENT NAME IS FAITH LYNN CANIPE
I'M 5'8"
NATURALLY BLONDE (LYING)
I'M FROM NORTH CAROLINA
I HAVE FULL, HALF & STEP SIBLINGS


THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE :

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& THESE ARE SOME THINGS I HATE :

-MOVIE THEATERS BECAUSE I'M NOT "ALLOWED" TO TALK DURING THE MOVIES
-A PASSENGER WHO IS UNWILLING TO GIVE ME TURN BY TURN DIRECTIONS. DON'T GIVE ME ROAD NAMES OR TELL ME TO HEAD EAST, I'M DIRECTIONALLY CHALLENGED.
-CAPITALISM (IRONICALLY ENOUGH)
-MY COWORKERS WHO STEAL NAPKIN ROLLS AND SILVERWARE FOLDS FROM OTHER PEOPLE INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR OWN (YOU'RE 30 YEARS OLD, DO BETTER)
-NOT WASHING MY HANDS AFTER PETTING A DOG
-WHEN I'M TALKING TO SOMEONE AND I GO, "GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT WORK TODAY?" AND THEY GO "WHAT?!" INSTEAD OF TAKING A GUESS, BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WANTED THEM TO GUESS. 
-RACISM
-FORGETTING MY AIRPODS AT HOME
-HOW WOMEN'S PANTS SIZES WORK (DEFINE 6)
-ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER
-SEXISM
-PEOPLE WHO DON'T CLOSE THEIR MOUTH WHEN CHEWING FOOD
-WHEN THE STRETCH ROOM AT PLANET FITNESS IS BEING USED FOR A CLASS ON MY CHEST DAY (I PREFER TO DO MY SHOULDER AND CHEST PRESSES IN THERE BECAUSE IT FEELS MORE PRIVATE)

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