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LETTERBOXD FILM REVIEWS :

(BEST ENJOYED DIRECTLY AFTER WATCHING THE FILM DUE TO PARTICULARITY)

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OCTOBER SKY

Rating: 4.5/5

i will retire to myrtle beach (i cried)

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THE LIGHTHOUSE

Rating: 4.0/5

i think this movie just goes to show that blue collar men are cracked at gaslighting

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PARASITE

Rating: 4.5/5

nah cause the homeowners getting off to the fantasy of being dirty, poor, drug addicts is bonkers

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SPIRITED AWAY

Rating: 4.0/5

watching this movie was a lot like getting high- the less questions you ask & the more you lean into it, the better it is

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JEEPERS CREEPERS

Rating: 2.5/5

disgustingly predictable

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BREAKFAST ON PLUTO

Rating: 3.5/5

kitty transcends sex, the need for food and sleep, and most importantly... her mother. she's an enigma.

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BARBIE

Rating: 5/5

in a way i feel like ruth is god & i am barbie & that movie is the pre-mortal existence

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OPPENHEIMER

Rating: 4.0/5

score was crazy, i was confused for a lot of it, too much boob & i needed captions

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LADY BIRD

Rating: 4.0/5

im sorry to my father, for constantly saying how much i hate hickory bc i too miss the all familiar bends in the road

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BABYLON

Rating: 3.5/5

im extremely insecure about both the size and shape of my breasts after watching this movie

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BEEF

Rating: 5/5

don't TALK to me about mayonnaise playing & his hand moving at the end. i can't handle it right now.

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ASTEROID CITY

Rating: 3.5/5

well... it was a wes anderson film for sure

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CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

Rating: 4.5/5

can't believe they made a fun, clever, stunning movie just to put the shittiest white typeface that is barely legible at the end

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THE MACHINIST

Rating: 3.0/5

reznick needs mamaw's cooking & a cat nap

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THE MITCHELLS VS THE MACHINES

Rating: 4.0/5

the dad i grew up with & the mom i wish i had

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THE NOTEBOOK

Rating: 4.5/5

i'm sobbing.

i'll say it again... i'm sobbing.

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SOUND OF METAL

Rating: 5/5

i'm touched. i'm moved. my eyes are wet. my ears are open.

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A CLOCKWORK ORANGE

Rating: 1.0/5

wtf is wrong with y'all

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PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE

Rating: 5/5

i've never wanted to be a lesbian more in my whole life

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TWIN PEAKS:

FIRE WALK WITH ME

Rating: 2.5/5

if i hear "you just don't get it" one more time -

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